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One More Day

June 30th 2009 15:38
Go live can be quite an exciting time. There is much anticipation and hope that the product you've spent months developing will be a smashing success right out of the gate. Dreams of fat paychecks and a life of luxury float through your head, thousands of naked woman chanting your name... Or that could be the complete lack of sleep. It is hard to tell, what with the sleeplessness and all.

From a technologists point of view go-live for a software or web-app is nerve-racking. You know you did it right, all the code is pure and simple,glorious and beautiful not full of ugly hacks and potentially crushing bugs. But then again did you double check that bug 247 has been resolved? Did I get to that issue or that one? Is it just a hacked kludge? Having not slept in days you start to wonder which reality to accept. As the deadline approaches the paranoia mounts and you begin to panic of issues that in effect are irrelevant.


And then it happens, the launch, the highly anticipated moment when all of your sleepless nights and months of work culminate in that one perfect moment. The world collectively sighs as the huge and unbearable issue that has hung over their lives for years is finally solved by your brilliant and easy to use web-application. You are heralded as a genius, the media sells your story on every network and news outlet.

Of course this never happens. Go live, the servers are running, and the trickle of people start to find you. And it is always a trickle. Marketing lets people know you exist, at first. Over time it builds up awareness, and then acceptance, and finally trust. No matter what you do, it takes time. The amount of time and the levels of success depend on how well you sell and how good the product is.


So here I am a day before the launch of a new product, having done this literally hundreds of times. I am not stressed, but that doesn't stop everyone around me from freaking out over every little unforeseeable, potential issue. It makes me laugh, which would get me punched if I was in the same office as them. Turns out happiness and safety is working from home on go-live.
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The Success Ladder

June 22nd 2009 17:30
A career for most people involves working for a series of companies climbing a ladder of promotions. From intern to entry level, through management, to Director, VP or CEO. I personally chose not to climb that ladder, I built my own. It starts at the bottom rung but you've got to have the rails laid out to have a ladder that will eventually lead somewhere.

First off I need to explain a little something about myself. I have tons of ideas, always coming up with new ones, and they catch my full attention easily. My wife says I have the attention span of a bird, Ooh bright and shiny object! This is very true, and I am naturally not very organized, somewhat of a chaos in motion. BUT, I enforce structure on this chaos to keep a path clear through all the distractions and mess that would otherwise overwhelm me. What I have found is that by writing down ideas in a notebook as they occur, allows me to put them aside to look at when I have free time. I also now schedule my time very strictly. I even have things like practice the guitar on my schedule. Without this strict structure I would waste time watching TV or spend hours screwing around with ideas that are far from the most pressing concerns


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No Excuses

June 22nd 2009 16:26
A common theme I have noticed when talking to failed entrepreneurs is the excuse factory. What is the excuse factory? Well it is the part of our brains that tries to justify anything we do, usually in relationship to failures. I'm sure everyone reading this post at one time or another has justified some self failing, whether it is the inability to keep your News Years Resolutions or why a diet failed. What I have found is that the successful entrepreneurs make no excuses. If they fail they learn from the mistake and move on, but they always accept the full responsibility and never, ever put the blame on anything or anyone else.

I recently had an apprentice who failed to meet a very important goal by deadline. Sometimes these things happen, though successful entrepreneurs rarely let it occur, it is inevitable you will fail at some point to meet a goal. His response to missing the deadline told me if he would succeed at being the self reliant self employed person he is trying to become. His response when I asked him why the goal was not met; "I failed to back up my work, next time I will have it on at least one other drive." His Hard drive had failed. It happens, and he learned a valuable lesson from it. His response was good; he screwed up, should have had a back-up and is working on catching back up (no pun intended


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Planning for Success

June 13th 2009 20:49
The first part of any plan is defining your goal. In the first part of this series I talked about the definition of success. For each individual this will be unique. But before a plan can be devised you must take the time to determine what success for you is.

I have talked to many people on this subject. Most people have no idea what success means to them and definitely don't have any way of getting there mapped out. If pressured most would say something like "A million dollars in the bank" or a "5000 square foot house" or something else quite meaningless


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Defining Success in Life

June 12th 2009 23:39
What criteria is used to measure the success of an individual? I think this question has as many answers as there are people on the planet. For some it would be the amount of money they make, others might measure success by the companionship of others, and yet others might be motivated by the experiences of their life. For me success is not an end goal but a state of being. I want to be able to do what I want, when I want. If I want to travel to Europe and follow my favorite Soccer team around for a month, or go to Australia and spend 3 months seeing the country I want the means and freedom to do these things. For many people this seems to mean being rich, as in having mountains of money. I do not see it that way at all...

To reach a lifestyle goal you need income that is free of location. Amazingly this is fairly simple to accomplish. It also doesn't hurt to have passive income, that is to say, income that does not need your direct input to occur. This is considerably more difficult to accomplish, but there are many paths that lead to it. Another major part of reaching this type of lifestyle is a very low "base overhead" cost of living. If your basic living needs are inexpensive, then you obviously need less income to cover these needs than someone with a higher cost of living


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Thinking Outloud

March 7th 2008 06:06
This week my brain is very much cerebral mush. This is mainly because in an attempt to avoid the rat race... from which I have recently resigned (of cowered away from and retreated into eternal despair).... I have returned to Uni to do my Masters in Writing. As this is just a method of further procrastination on my part, when people exclaim "wow, your Masters, that's impressive" I get worried. Very worried. Suddenly, people think I must be a decent writer, scholar and all round go-getter.... I'm not. I don't even really want to be a writer.. As the job description is daily self-deprication, self-loathing and a barrage inferiority complexes. Honestly, I only enrolled in this course as the applications had closed for all the other courses. A lame justification for the fact that I am paying about 15K to do the damn thing.
Now, this being said, the main reason for the brain jelly I'm toting in my cranium is not the course itself, or the lack of life direction.... but the other indivduals enrolled in this course with me. It's all online so people don't hold back... in the slightest (me divulging my life to you is a shining example of this lack of modesty). From what I've gathered, I am the youngest by about 15 years. This isn't the problem. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a soul-wrenching read as much as the next person, but all of these people are, or want to appear, really intense. Just in casual discussion threads they quote Orwell, Hemingway etc. So basically, what I'm trying to say is.... they make me feel stupid. Perhaps I am in the scheme of things, and that's ok. What gets me is, finally I'm in a course where I am asked my ideas.... not just asked to regurgitate other peoples.... I did that for my bachelor's degree and it drove me nuts.
I've never wanted to be a serious writer, or write an epic or anything like that. I just want to be able to write some silly little something that makes people chuckle while reading it on the train, jammed awkwardly between two strangers. The people in my course are just like the beret wearing politics/literature students I tried to avoid all through uni... except now the are older and wiser and hence have more opinions on everything. Granted they are all probably great people, but do we really need poetic prose when engaging in general discussion?

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More often than not, the importance is in the detail. It is these details that vary from indivdual to indivdual that are so fascinating. What is obvious (the TALL man, the STERN lady etc etc) is boring. It's the blueprint that's fun.

My blueprint?

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I braved up and handed in my resignation last week. Although my actual letter was pretty stock standard, I sincerely hope my boss read between the lines.

Dear Bob,

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I have been living on my own for just over 2 years. This set-up began when I started uni, so at the forefront of my concerns was to find somewhere cheap. First I started my hunt for a potential housemate- basic maths: as tenants increase, rent decreases. So I set up an account on a house-mate finding website, which turns out to be some weird hybrid of an online dating service.... just with more scope for stalkers and the tiring weeding out of freaks. The first candidate I met up with was a 'recovering' psychotic. He was openly paranoid that people were trying to switch his meds with brain-washing tablets. Of the endless stream of social misfits directed my way by the website, he was probably the front-runner. There was also the goth/emo who collected barbies, but gothed them up then displayed them side-by-side in her loungeroom come goth-hate-barbie-shrine. Then there was the alternative, vegan, red-Birkenstock wearing and aggressively pessimistic politics student.... who, as it turned out, was actually reared with a silver spoon up his arse and drove his father's BMW. The others, for the sake of my psychological welfare, I've forgotten about completely. Needless to say, I ended up opting to live solo.
I found a cheap place in a nice area. It was one of 6 in a relatively dingy block of flats.I was soon well acquainted with the catch-22 of cheap rent.... My neighbours.

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My expections after finishing uni were pretty much on par with Little Foot's expectations of The Great Valley in The Land Before Time. However, Little Foot got there fairly easily.... That sadistic t-rex was nothing compared to that crap I'm enduring as Phone Answerer/Dishwasher/Shit-kicker Extraordinaire.
Sitting at my desk, over-hearing conversations which essentially amount to 'my penis is bigger than yours' , I am inspired to create a blog.

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